Asian Stereotypes!

Here are some things you must be clear about...
1. All Asians are geniuses.
Hum... that's not true. Of course, there is always intelligent people, but not every single one of us! Some of us are just hardworking to get good marks and some of us are really dumb! For example there are plenty of things which I suck at.
2. All Asians know Martial Arts.
Well, the last time I checked, I can't fight! I had one lesson of Aikido, let's say it was pretty painful.
3. All Asians work 24/7.
Dude! We need to rest too! Like, I'm lazy like hell, specially lazy people like me, need to rest!
4. All Asians play piano or violin.
You know what? I think most part of us have already played something. I can say as well that there are some of us that never played anything. And I can say that a big part of us quit playing whatever it is. And proudly, I say that Asian musicians are always awesome.
5. All Asians are cheap.
What? Sorry, we are not cheap. At least I am not. I'm only careful with my money. I don't even receive my own money! So I'm careful with my parent's money!
6. All Asians look-a-like.
Ok, now I'm pissed! Nobody is look-a-like, no where! We are all different, and all of us have different characteristics! But I'll be honest with you guys, I'm not mad when people say this, because I can't expect that people that never saw a massive number of Asian people could actually tell the difference between all the Asians...Well, moving on.
7. All Asians are racist.
What? C'mon! You kidding me? Of course there are racist people, but not only in Asia! There is racist people all over the world, alright? I'm sure you have a racist grandma, and don't lie to me. I know you have.
8. Asian parents are so strict.
Wa? wa? wa? You know what? You're right. They are strict. But I think it's perfectly normal, like, they want their kids to give the best they can! If I were a parent right now, I would be strict. But of course, you can't be like a sergeant, kids don't wanna be soldiers!
9. Asian are stupid when they eat rice with chopsticks.
Ok, *containing laughs* what? That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard in my life, because, it looks like that people don't know how rice is made and obviously this point of the list shows LACK OF CULTURE. Well, next point.
10. All Asians are short.
This is so not..... false. But! there are really tall people in Asia, like, one of the tallest man in the world is an Asian guy! This generation is really tall! I am stuck in the past generation because my height evolution stopped around 4'10 ft (148cm) ... so... yep... -_-''

So this is all for Asian Stereotypes, hope you like it. And yes 4'10 ft is my real height.